Yea, like your fat ass is not gonna cover those words when you stand on it.

ellisa:

o ok

foodaddictofficial:

More yummy photos here!

WOW! You fucken bitch. Grades were due yesterday and you haven’t added anything since March….. What the hell, I have a fricken 71% in your class, cause your lazy ass is too lazy to grade anything….. FUCKEN HELL! I have a goddamn 2.9 this quarter cause of your class…… I’m glad you aren’t coming back next year, worst teacher award goes to your dumbass.

Look at how she’s sleeping. Lol.

Omg the last one..

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Anonymous said:  We like marketing research, and you like free stuff. Head over to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM and claim a free gift card for filling out a short survey. Thanks, TumblrBot

No, I’m a real ass nigga, I get shit by myself.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Total coffee addict. Tattoo was done by Dennis Pase at Five Star Tattoo in Louisville, KY.

SAM!! Get this tattoo

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

wongeileen:

omfg i’m scared.

Oh it’s fake… There’s a red squiggly under the word. An article won’t have a red squiggly.